Backyard barbecue at golden hour: a charcoal kettle grill with coals glowing in the bowl, a striped folding lawn chair, string lights along a picket fence, and a low mustard sun over the rooflines.

EST. THE DAY YOU WERE BORN

CERTIFIED DAD GRADE.

Built for the guy who claps when the plane lands. We stitch the jokes down so he can't lose them — hasn't stopped him telling them.

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The Caps12 designs
The Crewnecks10 designs
The Tees18 designs
The Beanies6 designs
The Matching Sets4 designs
The Grill Aprons3 designs
The Mugs4 designs
The Hoodies4 designs
The Camp Mugs3 designs

The Caps

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GRILL SERGEANT — Navy

GRILL SERGEANT

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$36Select
LAWN ENFORCEMENT — Forest

LAWN ENFORCEMENT

Embroidered cap · 4 colors

$36Select
NAP CAPTAIN — Brick

NAP CAPTAIN

Embroidered cap · 4 colors

$36Select
THERMOSTAT POLICE — Navy

THERMOSTAT POLICE

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$36Select
MOWTIVATED — Forest

MOWTIVATED

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$36Select
SHED SUPERVISOR — Brick

SHED SUPERVISOR

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$36Select
DAD — Navy

DAD

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$44Select
DAD EST. 2026 — Navy

DAD EST. 2026

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$44Select
REEL LEGEND — Navy

REEL LEGEND

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$36Select
THE GOLF FATHER — Forest

THE GOLF FATHER

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$36Select
CARP E DIEM — Navy

CARP E DIEM

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$36Select
CAPTAIN — Navy

CAPTAIN

Embroidered cap · 5 colors

$36Select

The Crewnecks

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HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD — Cream

HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$48+Select
WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD — Navy

WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$46+Select
FBI: FULL BLOWN DAD — Cream

FBI: FULL BLOWN DAD

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$46+Select
RESTING MY EYES — Navy

RESTING MY EYES

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$46+Select
CHIEF GRILLING OFFICER — Cream

CHIEF GRILLING OFFICER

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$48+Select
DAD BOD MAINTENANCE — Mustard

DAD BOD MAINTENANCE

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$46+Select
WORLD'S OKAYEST GOLFER — Forest

WORLD'S OKAYEST GOLFER

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$46+Select
I HAVE PLANS IN THE GARAGE — Navy

I HAVE PLANS IN THE GARAGE

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$46+Select
00 DAYS SINCE LAST DAD JOKE — Mustard

00 DAYS SINCE LAST DAD JOKE

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$46+Select
AIN'T NO HOOD LIKE FATHERHOOD — Navy

AIN'T NO HOOD LIKE FATHERHOOD

Heavyweight crewneck · 5 colors

$46+Select

The Tees

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HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD — Ivory

HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
GRILL SERGEANT — Terracotta

GRILL SERGEANT

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
DAD TAX — Ivory

DAD TAX

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
THE GRILLFATHER — Pepper

THE GRILLFATHER

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
GIRL DAD — Sage

GIRL DAD

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
DAD-A-BASE — Blue Jean

DAD-A-BASE

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
DAD MOWS BEST — Sage

DAD MOWS BEST

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$38+Select
PROMOTED TO DAD EST. 2026 — Ivory

PROMOTED TO DAD EST. 2026

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$38+Select
REEL LEGEND — Blue Jean

REEL LEGEND

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
CARP E DIEM — Sage

CARP E DIEM

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
THE GOLF FATHER — Pepper

THE GOLF FATHER

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
TALK BIRDIE TO ME — Butter

TALK BIRDIE TO ME

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
MEASURE ONCE, CUSS TWICE — Pepper

MEASURE ONCE, CUSS TWICE

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
SNACK DEALER — Ivory

SNACK DEALER

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
BEEF CUTS — Ivory

BEEF CUTS

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
FATHER FIGURE — Ivory

FATHER FIGURE

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
WEIRD DADS BUILD CHARACTER — Sage

WEIRD DADS BUILD CHARACTER

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select
BECAUSE KIDS. — Pepper

BECAUSE KIDS.

Garment-dyed tee · 5 colors

$34+Select

The Beanies

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SHED SUPERVISOR — Brown

SHED SUPERVISOR

Embroidered beanie · 4 colors

$34Select
RESTING MY EYES — Navy

RESTING MY EYES

Embroidered beanie · 4 colors

$34Select
NAP CAPTAIN — Forest

NAP CAPTAIN

Embroidered beanie · 4 colors

$34Select
THERMOSTAT POLICE — Charcoal

THERMOSTAT POLICE

Embroidered beanie · 4 colors

$34Select
SNOW PLOW COMMANDER — Navy

SNOW PLOW COMMANDER

Embroidered beanie · 4 colors

$34Select
GRILL SERGEANT — Brick

GRILL SERGEANT

Embroidered beanie · 4 colors

$34Select

The Matching Sets

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GRILL SERGEANT — Pepper

GRILL SERGEANT

Dad + kid matching set · 5 colors

$58+Select
REEL LEGEND — Blue Jean

REEL LEGEND

Dad + kid matching set · 5 colors

$58+Select
THE ORIGINAL — Pepper

THE ORIGINAL

Dad + kid matching set · 5 colors

$58+Select
CAPTAIN — Blue Jean

CAPTAIN

Dad + kid matching set · 5 colors

$58+Select

The Grill Aprons

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THE GRILLFATHER — Midnight

THE GRILLFATHER

Full-length grill apron · 2 colors

$46Select
GRILL SERGEANT — Midnight

GRILL SERGEANT

Full-length grill apron · 2 colors

$46Select
CHIEF GRILLING OFFICER — Ash

CHIEF GRILLING OFFICER

Full-length grill apron · 2 colors

$46Select

The Mugs

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00 DAYS SINCE LAST DAD JOKE — Navy

00 DAYS SINCE LAST DAD JOKE

Ceramic accent mug · 2 colors

$19Select
DAD FUEL — Navy

DAD FUEL

Ceramic accent mug · 2 colors

$19Select
GO ASK YOUR MOTHER — Red

GO ASK YOUR MOTHER

Ceramic accent mug · 2 colors

$19Select
BECAUSE KIDS. — Navy

BECAUSE KIDS.

Ceramic accent mug · 2 colors

$19Select

The Hoodies

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AIN'T NO HOOD LIKE FATHERHOOD — Classic Navy

AIN'T NO HOOD LIKE FATHERHOOD

Midweight pullover hoodie · 5 colors

$54+Select
FATHER FIGURE — Gold

FATHER FIGURE

Midweight pullover hoodie · 5 colors

$54+Select
RESTING MY EYES — Gunmetal Heather

RESTING MY EYES

Midweight pullover hoodie · 5 colors

$54+Select
00 DAYS SINCE LAST DAD JOKE — Army

00 DAYS SINCE LAST DAD JOKE

Midweight pullover hoodie · 5 colors

$54+Select

The Camp Mugs

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DAD FUEL — Enamel

DAD FUEL

Enamel camping mug

$24
REEL LEGEND — Enamel

REEL LEGEND

Enamel camping mug

$24
CARP E DIEM — Enamel

CARP E DIEM

Enamel camping mug

$24
DAD.

It's not a dad bod. It's a father figure.

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02Personalized names & years
03Shipped in 3–5 days
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