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MEASURE ONCE, CUSS TWICE
$34
Color — Pepper
Size
Made to order · Ships in 3–5 business days
Details & fit
MEASURE ONCE, CUSS TWICE — a funny dad joke t-shirt from Dad Grade Supply Co.. 5 colorways, from $34. Made to order and shipped in 3–5 business days.
Structured 6-panel construction on caps; 400 GSM brushed-back fleece on crewnecks; garment-dyed heavyweight cotton on tees; cuffed cotton knit on beanies. Built so the joke outlives the garment.
Shipping & returns
Made to order in 2–3 business days, shipped in 3–5. Free over $60. Returns accepted on unworn goods within 30 days; jokes are non-refundable.